I was torn. The evil, horny side of me wanted to know more. The good side wanted to feel sympathy and pretend he'd never heard it. I think 'evil horny' is gonna win. 

Safe With Me

Sam: But you know, the thing about romance is... people only get together right at the very end.

Love Actually

Off with my overcoat, off with my glove

I need no overcoat, I'm burning with love!

My heart's on fire, the flame grows higher

I will weather the storm!

What do I care how much it may storm?

I've got my love, I've got my love,I've got my love to keep me warm.

I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm

Irving Berlin

I know something about love.

You've gotta want it bad

If that guy's got into your blood, go out and get him

If you want him to be the very part of you

That makes you want to breathe, here's the thing to do...

Tell him that you're never gonna leave him

Tell him that you're always gonna love him

Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now

"Once I spoke the language of the flowers" -- Shel Silverstein

"After momma gave birth to twelve of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her." - Dolly Parton

Holly Golightly: I'll tell you one thing, Fred, darling... I'd marry you for your money in a minute. Would you marry me for my money? 

Paul Variak: In a minute. 

Holly Golightly: I guess it's pretty lucky neither of us is rich, huh? 

Paul Variak: Yeah. 

Breakfast at Tiffany's 

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife." -- Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice

“Once upon a time there was a girl I knew, who lived across the street. Brown hair, brown eyes. When she smiled, I smiled. When she cried, I cried. Every single thing that ever happened to me that mattered, in some way had to do with her. That day Winnie and I promised each other that no matter what, that we'd always be together. It was a promise full of passion and truth and wisdom. It was the kind of promise that can only come from the hearts of the very young.”

The Wonder Years

"Sex relieves tension - love causes it." -- Woody Allen

She's a good hearted woman in love with a good timin' man
She loves him in spite of his ways she don't understand
With teardrops & laughter they pass through this world hand in hand
A good hearted woman, lovin' a good timin' man

Good Time Women
Waylon Jennings

Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.

John Donne

Well East coast girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Mid-West farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Northern girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

California Girls
The Beach Boys

"If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance." -- Bern Williams

Bonnie Parker: [to Clyde, after he rebuffs her romantic advances] Your advertising's just dandy... folks would never guess you don't have a thing to sell.

Bonnie and Clyde

Harry Street: I suppose it was the elusiveness of Liz which was her main attraction. She was something to hunt down and trap and capture. The Countess Elizabeth - Frigid Liz - the semi-iceerg from the semi-tropics!

The Snows of Kilmanjaro

"The quarrels of lovers are the renewal of love." -- Terence, Roman playwright

"I want my boys to have an understanding of people's emotions, their insecurities, people's distress, and their hopes and dreams." -- Princess Diana 

Congrats to Kate and Will!!

Wanda: Let's make love.
Archie: Well, if you absolutely insist...

A Fish Called Wanda

"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." -- Gloria Steinem

"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.  Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway." -- Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

"Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more of their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it." -- Morton Hunt

When it comes, will it come without warning
Just as I'm picking my nose?
Will it knock on my door in the morning,
Or tread in the bus on my toes?
Will it come like a change in the weather?
Will its greeting be courteous or rough?
Will it alter my life altogether?
O tell me the truth about love. 

WH Auden

Press close, bare-bosomed Night! Press close, magnetic,
nourishing Night!
Night of south winds! Night of the large, few stars!
Still, nodding Night! Mad, naked, Summer Night!
-- Walt Whitman

Loretta: This food's cold.
Doolittle: That's 'cause it froze on the way over here from the damn restaurant. You want a hot breakfast, you got to come with me.
Loretta: You think I'm going over there with you and all them folks knowin' what we been doin' in here?
Doolittle: Hell's Bells, Loretta. You think this is somethin' the rest of the world ain't caught onto yet? They don't give a damn.

Coal Minner's Daughter

"I've have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way.  And second, let her have it." -- Lyndon B. Johnson